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From: TOS [#1]
 15 Jun 2011
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quote: w00t feed ShamWow! 16-Pack

You’re Gonna Spend $20 A Month On Tuxedos Anyway
Oh, don’t worry about that wine you spilled on me. I can wring it right out of my ShamWow! tuxedo.
I used to be just like you. Always worried about spilling something on my little outfits. My world was a perilous obstacle course of dripping coffee cups, tilting wine glasses, and grimy rain puddles. And when something spilled on someone else, did I spring into action to wipe it up? No. No, I stepped back in silent relief that it wasn’t me. I wasn’t a man. I was a frightened mannequin.
I finally just couldn’t stand the self-loathing. It was time for a new self and a new suit. Made of both blue ShamWow! mini-towels and yellow ShamWow! large towels, my ShamWow! tuxedo can quickly absorb up to 12 times its weight in liquid. It doesn’t drip, and whatever I can’t wring out comes right out in the wash. Did I mention ShamWow! is machine washable? Yeah, OK, in that respect it’s exactly like every other washcloth on Earth – but almost no tuxedos.
When somebody spills something, no longer am I the fussy little creep off smirking in the corner. I jump right in and TCB with a swipe of my sleeve. And I haven’t even told you the best part. When I’m at, say, a ballgame, or a party, or a club, and the lines for the men’s room are really long, that’s when ShamWow!’s mighty absorbent powers really come in han- Oh, sorry, was that too much information?
 
Warranty:90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
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