w00t SCUD Bluetooth 2.0 Headset

From: TOS15 Jun 2011 12:09
To: ALL1 of 1

Good Parenting
Hi, Sharon, it’s Robert. Yeah, conference me in. Amusement park? My kid is sick. Why would we be at an amusement park?
Good morning, everyone, sorry I can’t be at the shareholder’s meeting today. There was a family emergency, with my son. But I did pick up a SCUD Bluetooth Headset and I’ve got my notes right here, so it shouldn’t be any different than having me in the room. Okay, so. Everyone have their quarterly report? Let’s start with page six and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooof! Hahahaha! Hey, you want to ride again? Okay, ask the guy if we can ride again. Sorry, that was my son, I’m sure you understand. As I was saying, on page six, you can clearly see that growth in this quarter was- Jack, I appreciate you’ve got questions, but let’s save that for the end, okay? Now, we’ve been achieving great market penetration with our new push towards the synergetic fusion, but the data shows we’re also taking losses in our previous areas of dominance, and I think it’s important we don’t lose ground. I know Joanne’s department has been AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ooof! Yeah! One more, one more! Hahaha!
Jack, really? Tell you what, maybe my SCUD Bluetooth Headset’s having some trouble. I’m pretty sure that it works with my Bluetooth-enabled phone and that the powerful Li-poly battery gives me an extra-long talk time, but maybe I’m just wrong, and I’m getting a bad connection, because the only other option is that you’re trying to make some kind of power-play while I’m taking care of my sick child. And that’s low, Jack. Low and very unprofessional. I’d expect you to understand that sometimes a person has to live up to their responsibilities as a parent, but they also have to balance those with their responsibilities to the corpor AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEAHHHHHHHHHHH oof! Hahaha!
Listen, if you’re going to just spread lies accusing me and my son of faking being sick so we could go ride roller coasters all day, I’m going to turn off my SCUD Bluetooth Headset and go right to H.R.
Warranty:90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition New 
  • Bluetooth version 2.0 + EDR compliant
  • Powerful Li-poly battery for an extra long talk time
  • Easy to use with a single button operation
  • Compact design
  • VoIP compatible
  • Works with Bluetooth-enabled mobiles phones including iPhone and iPod Touch
  • Lead-free
  • Bluetooth Mode: Handsfree/Handset profile
  • Radio Frequency: 2.4 GHz
  • Transmit Power: Class 2
  • Transmission Range: 10 meters / 32-feet
  • Talk Time: 3 hours
  • Standby time: 60 hours
  • Power: AC input: 110 – 240V, DC output: 5V
Unit Dimensions:
  • 1.5 x 0.5 x 0.75-inches (H x W x D,approximate)
Regulatory Approvals:
  • FCC
  • CE
  • RoHS
In the box:
  • SCUD SD-189 Bluetooth v2.0 + EDR Headset
  • AC power charger
  • Manual
  • Ear hook