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From: TOS15 Jun 2011 11:03
To: ALL1 of 1

Ve Haff Vays Uff Makink You Listen
Heinrich, the speaker in Cell 101-G has malfunctioned again. Replace it immediately. And use a good one this time.
The speaker must be broken. And I don’t mean that in the way we mean it when we say such-and-such a dissident “must be broken”. I mean “I have to conclude that the speaker doesn’t work.” The inmate in 101-G slept right through last night’s indoctrination tape, and he did not respond to the morning wake-up scream.
I told the District Overseer that we should’ve installed a Pioneer 8” In-Ceiling Dual Voice Coil Speaker instead. Not only is it constructed to Pioneer’s celebrated high standard, but it houses a stereo speaker in one enclosure. He said it was too expensive – but that was then. Now it’s priced so that any secret police apparatus can afford it.
Am I sure it’s broken? Well, I suppose it’s possible that the inmate was unresponsive because last night’s interrogation went too far. But let’s check the speaker first. Those things are worth money.
Warranty: 1 Year Pioneer
Condition: New
  • Ideal for small rooms and offers great stereo sound housed in one compact enclosure
  • Provides an installation option for rooms that may not have space for two speakers but where stereo sound is still desired
  • Humidity resistance feature that further increases installation flexibility by allowing the speaker to be integrated into higher moisture spaces such as a laundry room or kitchen
  • Matches with other speakers in Pioneer’s custom and CST lines and a compatible Pioneer receiver, or amplifier, for a complete home audio system that blends with any interior while still delivering exceptional cinematic or concert sound
  • Owner’s Manual
Additional Photos:Specifications:
  • Speaker Type: In-Ceiling Speaker
  • Speaker Size: 8”
  • Connector(s): Analog Audio Inputs
  • Firing Direction: Omni-Directional
  • Configuration: 8" (20 cm) 2-way
  • Woofer: 8" (20 cm) Polypropylene cone type
  • Tweeter: 1" (2.5 cm) Dome type x 2
  • Impedance: 8 Ohms
  • Frequency response: 28Hz to 25kHz
  • Sensitivity: 91 dB (2.83V)
  • Maximum input power: 50W + 50W
  • Crossover frequency: 2.8kHz
  • Weight: 4 lbs 7oz (2kg)
  • Two-Position Treble Contour Control
  • Phase Control Design
  • Thermal Resetting Protection Circuit
In the box:
  • (1) Pioneer S-IC821D 8” In-Ceiling Dual Voice Coil Speaker
  • (1) Documentation
  • (1) Grill
  • (1) Paint Mask Cover
  • (1) Cutting-Template Sheet
Price: $34.99