w00t Snuggies Blanket with Sleeves and Booklight – 2 Pack

From: TOS15 Jun 2011 09:52
To: ALL1 of 1

Hi, welcome to Cafe Kerouac! We’re a little different, so let me explain how we work, okay?
First of all, we don’t do “corporate” coffee, so you’re not going to see any crazy Italian drink names like those other places. Our drinks are named after Solzhenitsyn works, so you can get an “Ivan Denisovich” or a “August 1914” or a “Gulag Archipelago” if you’re really thirsty. And that comes with two free refills, so let me just say now, it’s the best deal.
We also assign everyone a Snuggies Blanket with Sleeves and Booklight. If you could just step over here? Don’t worry, they’re very clean. We just feel it’s a good way to show off who you are inside, while also keeping you warm outside. Like that guy by the cupcake tray. You can tell he’s no slave to the system. Or there, the girl near the Belle and Sebastian jukebox. Doesn’t the sleeved blanket go well with her My Little Pony sunglasses? Totally into irony, that one. For you, I recommend a lovely green. Uh, uh, uh, I didn’t say you had a choice. Trust me, green’s perfect for you, you’re quite and minimally esspressive.
No, we don’t ever say “ex” here. It’s just not proper coffee etiquette.
Warranty:90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
  • Fleece blanket with sleeves
  • Made of 100% polyester fleece
  • Machine washable
  • Book light is adjustable and compact, features one-button opening/light extension, and includes a clip for easy attachment to books or clothing
  • Book light requires (3) AG13 button cell batteries, included
  • Blanket Dimensions: 71” x 54”; sleeve length 30” x 11”
  • Book light Dimensions: 4.5” x 1.5” folded
Additional Photos:In the box:
  • (2) Fleece Blankets with Sleeves - Green
  • (2) Book Lights
Price: $5.99