w00t Todd’s Dirt Seasonings

From: TOS14 Jun 2011 23:12
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It’s A Gift To Your Grandchildren
You remember how it felt when you’d here ol’ Grandad talk about what it was like when he was young?
“We ate dirt!” he’d say when you wouldn’t finish your peas. “And we liked it! We were thankful for it!” And you’d always stare at him and wonder what sort of a child would like eating dirt. Well, now we’re back in hard times once more, any you know what? Here’s the dirt.
So when you use the Todd’s Dirt Seasonings to spice up potatoes, or rice, or crab, or meat, or really anything that you might want to be cooking, you can tell your children that they’re eating dirt. And they’ll devour it, because they’ll likely love the taste. And you know what? When they grow up to be grandparents, they’ll tell the story about how they used to eat dirt… and love it! And the cycle will continue anew.
 
Warranty: None, it's dirt
Condition: New
Features:
THE ORIGINAL Todd’s DIRT
  • Container Size: 2.75 oz.
  • A true gourmet seasoning made with 14 spices, which is 100% all natural
  • No MSG, Gluten or any other junk
  • A mild seasoning that brings out all the flavor on the food that it is on
  • Fantastic on all kinds of meats
  • Transforms an ordinary piece of steak into a great steak
  • Great on the grill, in the oven, or in the crock pot
  • Seasons beef, pork, chicken, turkey, crabs, potatoes, rice, pasta, corn on the cob, eggs, stuffing, and more
  • Anything you would put salt and pepper on is better with DIRT
  • Use in your favorite recipes, marinades, soups and gravies
THE CRABBY DIRT
  • Container Size: 3.25 oz.
  • A unique gourmet Chesapeake Bay style seasoning made with 20 spices
  • 100% all natural
  • No MSG, Gluten or any other junk
  • Todd’s own special variation on the Chesapeake Bay Seasonings from the past mixed with the THE ORIGINAL Todd’s DIRT
  • Great on fish, crabs, shrimp, scallops or in your favorite crab cake recipe
  • Seasons Chicken, chili, BBQ, steaks, popcorn, french fries or in a Bloody DIRTY Mary
In the box:
  • Choose 2.75 oz. Container of The Original Todd’s Dirt or 3.25 oz. Container of Todd’s Crabby Dirt
Price: $1.99